pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever


pilotstwentyone:

pipers reaction to polly and larry is my initial reaction to any relationship ever

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

ionlylovebooks:

do people in nudist colonies send nudes or do they just call them selfies


There was one girl when I was in a Korean spa with my friend. I was taking a shower, and there are no doors in the shower. Normally I’m, like, “Whatever, we’re all girls here.” So I’m completely naked, taking this shower, and my friend’s in the one next to me. All of sudden someone taps me on the shoulder. It was this girl who was like, “Hi, sorry to bother you, are you Ashley Benson?” And I was like, “Are you serious right now? I’m naked.” She was like, “Yeah, can I actually take a photo with you?” She was trying to have a full conversation with me in the shower. That’s where you draw the line. Like, what parent encourages her kid to do that? (x)

(Source: itsnorthern)

a-little-bi-furious:

vowofsherlock:

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my faith in the world is just a little bit restored

One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life.
(via someonedrankmysoda)

(Source: iheartnatqtpie88)

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